July 24, 2010

davidcho: doree: hman: “…As best as we can deduce, the raccoon made a hole in the screen of awindow in the kitchen that was open. It pooped on the stove and all over the counter and generally caused a gigantic mess. Looks like the raccoon pushed out the silverware drawers to get out, and tried to squeeze itself through the little crack in the back of the silverware drawer. It must have gotten its head out and then suffocated as it couldn’t get its body out. So, the raccoon was dead by the time we got up in the morning and its body was still in the cabinet…” (Fucked in Park Slope) Oh my God this is horrible and gross and sad, and yet… also sort of hilarious. WHERE BROOKLYN AT THE ARISTOCRATS!

davidcho:

doree:

hman:

“…As best as we can deduce, the raccoon made a hole in the screen of a
window in the kitchen that was open. It pooped on the stove and all over the
counter and generally caused a gigantic mess.

Looks like the raccoon pushed out the silverware drawers to get out, and
tried to squeeze itself through the little crack in the back of the silverware drawer. It must have gotten its head out and then suffocated as it couldn’t get its body out. So, the raccoon was dead by the time we got up in the morning and its body was still in the cabinet…”

(Fucked in Park Slope)

Oh my God this is horrible and gross and sad, and yet… also sort of hilarious.

WHERE BROOKLYN AT

THE ARISTOCRATS!

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  1. dsomethingorother reblogged this from neighborhoodr-parkslope
  2. whatiskimdoing reblogged this from davidcho and added:
    This, my friends, is why I stay in Manhattan.
  3. ivylions reblogged this from davidcho and added:
    THE ARISTOCRATS!
  4. stfuphilip reblogged this from davidcho
  5. pervotron3000 reblogged this from davidcho
  6. davidcho reblogged this from doree and added:
    WHERE BROOKLYN AT
  7. etruscanduck reblogged this from doree and added:
    Raccoons are supposed to be the evil geniuses of rodentia. Forget simple latches, they can open combination locks and...
  8. zachdionne reblogged this from neighborhoodr-parkslope and added:
    BEST THING YOU WILL READ ABOUT A PARK SLOPE RACCOON KITCHEN INVASION TODAY ALL WEEKEND. And there’s a twist. And the...
  9. neighborhoodr-parkslope reblogged this from hman
  10. weclassy reblogged this from shiningstar
  11. cvxn said: Further proof of my contention that raccoons = fuzzy zombies that cannot be stopped.
  12. lamiavitasenzame said: This makes me so sad. I wish it was alive still.
  13. bethanyinbeijing reblogged this from alicedubs and added:
    I would lose my shit
  14. allnightdiner reblogged this from alicedubs
  15. lialia reblogged this from shiningstar and added:
    Truly horrifying. I shan’t be complaining about the shiny black cockroaches I occasionally murder again. “…As best as we...
  16. shiningstar reblogged this from youfancygirl and added:
    This. is. disturbing. For days.
  17. kittykittybangbang said: Poor raccoon. :(
  18. talix18 said: OMFG.